Lessons from a cow on how to be happier!

  1. Wake up in a happy mooo-d.

 

  1. Don’t cry over spilled milk.

 

  1. When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!

 

  1. The grass is green on the udder side of the fence.

 

  1. Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.

 

  1. Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!

 

  1. It’s better to be seen and not herd.

 

  1. Honour thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.

 

  1. Never take any bull from anybody.

 

  1. Don’t forget to cow-nt your blessings every day

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