- Wake up in a happy mooo-d.
- Don’t cry over spilled milk.
- When chewing your cud, remember: There’s no fat, no calories, no cholesterol, and no taste!
- The grass is green on the udder side of the fence.
- Turn the udder cheek and mooo-ve on.
- Seize every opportunity and milk it for all its worth!
- It’s better to be seen and not herd.
- Honour thy fodder and thy mother and all your udder relatives.
- Never take any bull from anybody.